Time

Little one : Daddy, akka kuthi(poke) me in the eyes !

Me (all worried) : show me.. (inspect eye, blow aorund it, give her eye a kiss) and then find nothing wrong.

Me to Jr. : Ennadi, nee edhavadhu Panniniya? (Did you do something? But I was not mad at her because these days we dont just take anyone's word for anything! We give them the benefit of doubt)

Jr.: Nothing!

Me to LO: When did she "kuthi you"?

LO: She kuthi me tomorrow!!

Never trust a minority report, or a minor's report for that matter!

Never let the looks fool you!!!

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